Why can’t there be movie theatres like this near me?

Seriously, this story about the fine folks at the Alamo Drafthouse ejecting someone from the theatre for texting during a movie is the greatest story I’ve read all week.  Why won’t any of the theatres here in Boston do anything like this to clamp down on all the annoying behavior of inconsiderate theatre-goers??

Follow that link and be sure to click on the video to hear the irate phone message the ejected patron left on the Alamo Drafthouse’s answering machine soon after being thrown out of the theatre.  What a hoot!